i'm doug dimmadome

Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful?

(Source: shotamonogatari)

thiefofstars:

long haired rose and short haired jade 

madredhattie:

I’ve found it.

The most accurate summary of Homestuck.

(Source: animeshawty)

stupidhiko:

radicults:

wanting to be thin doesn’t make you a lesser person! 
wanting to be thin doesn’t make you a lesser person! 
wanting to be thin doesn’t make you a lesser person!

wanting to gain weight doesn’t make you a lesser person! 
wanting to gain weight doesn’t make you a lesser person! 
wanting to gain weight doesn’t make you a lesser person!

Anonymous sent: You should get a twitter.

nah, i had one before and i am not a fan.

astreetcarnamedthetardis:

the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”

(Source: nipplethief)

von-weirdo:

i made a photoset yeah okay

gallifreyburning:

#the if you want #kills me every single time #like look at this fucking dude #keeping it together #because he has to #because this is his shot #and when i read a really sappy tentoo #i get really angry #like don’t you think #and i’m just spit-balling here #but if this guy was going to turn into a blubbering mess #and talk about his soul and shit #that he would have done it on this fucking beach? #i think so #so let’s give him the benefit of the doubt #and in reward for keeping it together #he gets to spend his life with rose tyler #the pajamas she wears on a normal night #the way she never finishes a cup of tea #how angry they can get and still sleep in the same bed#the sound of a key in the lock at 3 am #how he eats nothing but chicken fingers for lunch for a week #and how she likes her breakfast cereal full of even more sugar than his #how they slowly stop using condoms #the little nips and bruises on his shoulder #the way his voice gets so much lower#cologne and laundry detergent and bacon on sunday mornings #the way he wraps himself in a blanket on the sofa #and sharing a closet and even though her side is twice as big as his #how sometimes the only thing she wants to wear is whatever he had on the day before (via allrightfine)

(Source: romolas)

meenah-and-the-diamonds:

meenah-and-the-diamonds:

in case anybody wanted to reblog this

sOMEONE JUST LIKED THIS AND NOW IM LAUGHINGAT IT AGAIN

delicioushamsteak:

I feel like Im the worst so I always act like Im the best

hi res it yo

(Source: ishimondope)

godtiercosbytop:

bro-striders-ass-tho:

i

lets take a moment of silence to remember this moment

cheese3d:

a long distance relationship

celestier:

Art block.